Shine bright like a rhombus
I told this joke in math today and no one laughed but this got 12 notes so suck it fellow classmates
DEBBIE JUST HIT THE WALL
SHE NEVER HAD IT ALL
ONE PROZAC A DAY
HUSBANDS A CPA
HER DREAMS WENT OUT THE DOOR
WHEN SHE TURNED 24
ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER PLAN
SHE WAS GONNA BE AN ACTRESS
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there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between
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the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
wow.
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Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines
This is
kind ofadorable.this deserves every single note and then more.
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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
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This is something I’ve been working on for a while: a graphic set for a hypothetical illustrated version of ‘The Hunger Games.’ I wanted to give it kind of a Hans Christian Andersen ‘fairytale’ feel so I stuck to vintage-y pastels.
I used tons of different textures from all over the place so if one is calling out to you, ask and I can try to track it down.
Parts two and three coming soon.
love it
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